Stripper Dita Von Teese is in Australia for Fashion Week. What the hell is fashion week in Australia? A bunch of people in designer post-apocalyptic duds and big orange spiked mohawks? What, do they come rumbling in on motorcycles with skulls attached to the handlebars? Dita should dig that action. Hell, after all those years with that pussy Manson, she's probably ready for some sweaty, greasy Mad Max villain to make her feel like a woman again.
