Keira Knightley, weakened by malnutrition, passes out in the lap of her boyfriend Rupert Friend. No, I'm just kidding - I have no idea if that is in fact Rupert Friend. Oh, all right, it is Rupert. I guess. Anyway, Keira must be truly relieved today - cause she thought she was going to have to be in a movie with Lindsay Lohan, but now Lindsay has bailed. Seriously, there's no way Keira could've been looking forward to having to put up with Lindsay. The kind of mind-games Lindsay likes to play - Keira would've been a nervous wreck. Then again, there would've been one nice thing about having Lindsay around - all the paparazzi would've paid attention to her, leaving Keira alone. And you know how Keira hates photographers. So maybe she's not happy after all (eat a sandwich Keira).
