It seemed innocent enough - a little affectionate peck on the cheek from Jake Gyllenhaal to Jennifer Aniston, as Jake presented her the GLAAD Awards Vanguard trophy. But, in the mind of a deranged, jealous hag, even the most innocuous things can trigger insane rages. Reese Witherspoon, apparently, is one such maniac. Only recently, it was revealed that Reese and Jake were an item - and already Reese suspects Jake's eyes, and lips, of straying. All because Jake wanted to show Jennifer, in a sweet, spontaneous way, how fantastic a girl he thinks she is.
Of course, innocence is in the eye of the beholder. The picture of Jake and Jennifer may look like nothing big to us, but people who were there insist there was more to it than just friendliness. Said a witness:
It wasn't just a polite peck on the cheek. There was definitely feeling in that embrace.
And apparently Reese agrees. Reportedly, upon hearing about the kiss, she became despondent. Said a friend:
Reese is very unhappy about it because she really thinks Jake is everything that [ex-husband] Ryan [Phillippe] wasn't. She thinks he's sensitive, caring and understanding. Now she's beginning to wonder … She always thought Jake to be intelligent and charming. That's why she's so stunned by the photographs of Jake and Jen. She's really hurt by what she's seen. They seem to be very explicit and everyone knows Jennifer's looking for love.
Yes, Jennifer is perpetually on the hunt for love. Seems like she can't hold a man at all. And a woman like that, especially one who's getting on in years, may become desperate. Reese understands this - that Jake is irresistible to both men and women, and that Aniston is well-versed in the art of seduction. What happens if Jen and Jake re-kindle the romance they reportedly enjoyed on the set of their movie The Good Girl years ago? Could Jennifer steal Jake from Reese? Could Reese hire someone to have Jennifer killed? Could Jake show up at Crabbie's door one morning dressed only in a single strand of crepe paper?
Jake, for his part, denies he is already moving away from Reese. Here is what he reportedly told some friends:
She's the most exciting woman I've met in years. She's beautiful, intelligent, she's a family woman, a fantastic mom and someone who knows what true love is. ... If I've made her mad, I'm sorry. I mean really sorry. She's the best thing that's happened to me. I have so much respect for her, and I think we are falling in love. I wouldn't do anything to hurt her intentionally. I should have been more careful.
Yes Jake, you should've been more careful. That Aniston is a man-trap. Plus she's bitter and possibly insane. These women - why bother with them at all? Dick is where it's at Jake - throbbing middle-aged dick. Remember that.
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