Tom Cruise's attempts at utterly brainwashing wife Katie Holmes may not have been as successful as first thought. Apparently, there is still a glimmer of the old Katie left - and that pre-Tom Katieness may finally be starting to assert itself.
Life & Style magazine (the only source for those who want to know what's really going on) reports that Katie has been "quietly reclaiming parts of her past," talking to old friends she hasn't seen since being whisked away by Tom, and generally trying to reconnect with the life she gave up before being completely taken over by Cruise and his daffy Scientology lifestyle. And, perhaps most tellingly of all, the Catholic Katie has been secretly talking to priests, and wants to enroll daughter Suri in a "kiddie Catholicism" class.
Oh, that Tom Cruise - his powers are vast, but there's something out there even more powerful than Scientology brainwashing: Catholic brainwashing. Yes, the Scientologists may be good at getting their hooks in people, but they're mere tyros compared to the Catholics, who've been doing it for 2,000 years. Obviously, Katie was seduced by Tom and his sexy Scientology ideas - I mean, who wouldn't be drawn in by such compelling stuff - but before Tom, Katie was a Catholic girl, and I'm sorry, but a couple years of being gone over by Scientologists is nothing compared to many years of being worked on by Catholics. It was inevitable that Katie's original programming would start seeping through the cracks, and overwhelm the weak-ass Scientology jive. I mean, seriously: Xenu? Alien spirits in volcanoes? That's kiddie stuff. Catholicism has all those saints, and they did real things like appear in two different places at once, manifest the wounds of Christ and knock huge oak trees over with sticks. And when it comes to healing people - Scientology has all that "touch assist" crap, but do they have magic springs in grottoes? I don't think so. No, Katie has finally come to her senses, and is getting back to the real world. No more crazy invisible spirits and nonsense mythology for Katie.
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