Some enterprising individual with computer knowledge (and nothing constructive to use it for) has allegedly hacked Lindsay Lohan's private MySpace page, capped a bunch of conversations between her and fellow celebs like Paris Hilton and Stavros Niarchos, and put samples of this ill-gotten material up on the web. The unnamed hacker also allegedly got into Lindsay's Blueberry and G-Mail accounts, and is planning on - you guessed it - putting all his booty up on a pay website a la ParisExposed.
So what kind of stuff do people like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan discuss when they're on MySpace anyway? Apparently they talk about Perez Hilton. Here's an alleged exchange between Paris (cherubrawk) and Lindsay (privacycunt):
Paris: i chill with perez on occasion, he gets invited to things. yes im not denying that but we do not talk on a regular basis, atleast not enough for your name to even be broughten up. he doesn't post bad things because he likes me, not because i tell him shit about you. so make sense before you talk. just because he doesn't like you doesn't mean you can blame that on me. i have nothing against you, well i had nothing against you. but your bi polar ass starts drama like this and gives me reasons to have things against you. me & perez aren't on any fucking team, im not associated with his blog in anyway. if it bothers you so damn much, don't go on his page.
Lindsay: FUCK YOU cunt! now that really does make me wonder...i know u chill with perez, thats a given, ... u guys use eachother like tampons. why didn't he post not 1 article or anything regarding your "stolen storage" stunt? i hate that fat fuck, and i know u had something to do with that story. look up my name on his page and just read the crazy stories he's been making up, then when we click on ur name, its always "paris at fashion week" or something Not negative. god knows what u 2 have against me, but i wont sit here and pretend like we are friends. this shits so old, i get headaches. go suck elliots dick.
Paris: dont start trouble. just because youre bored as hell doesn't give you the right to bring up all this dumb madeup shit you have going on in your head.
i don't even talk to perez so nice try with the accusation. lesbo
So you tell me - real or made up? Paris Hilton does allegedly have a public MySpace account - and this cap is supposed to show what happens when you view that page with some blocking code disabled:
Paris's Friends section is unblocked, and we see that her top friends include the ubiquitous Tom, Kim Kardashian, Josh Henderson, Harry Morton, Stavros Niarchos and the hacked Lohan profile. It also says that Paris has 9 friends. Only 9? On Paris Hilton's public MySpace profile? Oh, and surprise, surprise - they all happen to be people she's been publicly linked to in recent months. Paris has no friends, apparently, outside of people everyone's heard of. And here's something else it says on her "profile":
this whole myspace thing is overrated. if you need to reach me that bad, you'll 310 the berry. im pretty much done with this thing. i made one to prove & keep my point*
So what mysterious point was Paris trying to prove and keep? Some personal thing between her and her friends. Yes - and it conveniently explains why there's almost nothing on the page. Cause Paris wasn't really into the whole MySpace thing - it's overrated, and she was just proving a point. Or, was the page set up as a dummy by some "hacker" who was trying to make it look like Paris was conversing with Lohan? And this "hacker" just didn't want to go to the trouble to produce a convincing page, so he made up some bullshit about how Paris was only "proving a point" by having the barebones profile. Sorry - Paris Hilton doesn't set up a public MySpace account, then leave it plain, and have only 9 friends. And then go to the trouble of blocking the pictures and the Friends section? Why? Cause she's suddenly this private person? Sorry, but it's too easy for a person to set up a bunch of fake MySpace accounts under the names of famous people, then concoct some phony conversations. And maybe a few of Paris's alleged friend-links actually take you to the profiles of the real celebs - big deal. Crabbie's friended Cory Kennedy, Tori Spelling and Brody Jenner - cause people like that approve every friend-request - or have the person who keeps up the page for them do it - without bothering to check. Any idiot can friend a bunch of celebs. It surprises me, actually, that the hacker didn't friend a bunch more people just to make his fake Paris profile convincing. But, then he did hide the Friends section. But why have anything at all in it, you ask? Because he knew someone would know how to unblock it, so he had to have something in there just in case? Sorry - it's all fake. Much as I'd like to believe it's real, I can't.
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