Saturday, April 28, 2007

Angelina In New York


Angelina Jolie is in New York for the Tribeca Film Festival. And there are rumors that she may be taking the hazardous journey into the Bronx to visit a refugee camp. Just kidding Bronx people - I love you. Don't beat me up (again). Anyway, people have been remarking a lot lately on how emaciated and sickly Angie looks. There has even been speculation that she may be ill. Frankly, I think she's just running short of virgin blood. It's not as easy to come by as it used to be (especially now that Katie Holmes has been popped, by whoever popped her).


Angelina greets some fans from her car. They came a thousand miles just to touch the hem of her garment, and she didn't even get out of the fucking car? What a bitch.