Saturday, April 21, 2007

Kristin Cavallari And Mario Lopez - Partners In Irrelevance


Laguna Beach
slut Kristin Cavallari and Saved By the Bell homo Mario Lopez turn out for the new Two Door Clothing Speedy Collection. Free stuff - that's how people like Kristin and Mario survive. And giving blow jobs. Mario's way better at it though, I'm betting. Cavallari probably gives it the hand-and-mouth, while Mario goes deep-throat. And I'm guessing Cavallari's never even heard of the perineum.