Paris and Nicky Hilton attend a baseball game. I suppose I could make a joke about how much Paris and Nicky like watching men play with balls, but frankly I don't feel like it. Anyway we know Paris doesn't really like men at all. And Nicky, of course, actually is a man. And if there were a God one or both of them would've gotten drilled by a hard foul or whatever the hell happens in baseball that could possibly injure someone who was sitting by the field. Actually, I'd really like to see Paris or Nicky - but mostly Paris - at a football game, and have this happen to her:
The kid was all right, by the way, so you can save your outrage.
