Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are officially a couple. I know because they're holding hands in this picture. This is what's known as publicly declaring your love. Or maybe Ashlee just went blind and Pete is now her seeing-eye dog. Well, she is wearing sunglasses - and a black knit cap like a cat-burglar. Actually, those hips make her look more like the Hamburglar. God, even Mischa Barton thinks Ashlee has wide hips. And Pete - does this man have the world's largest collection of hoodies or what? I mean, Imelda Marcos had shoes, and Pete Wentz has hoodies. Aw, and Ashlee is starting to kind of dress like him, isn't she? Chicks subsuming their identity is so adorable.
