Friday, April 27, 2007

Freak Show

I thought Amy Winehouse was the most hideous-looking female I'd ever seen - until I got a load of Olivia Newton-John's daughter Chloe Lattanzi on ET. All right, I know - it isn't her fault she's ugly. And it isn't her fault she had anorexia. It is, however, her fault that she's in the music biz and therefore a public figure - so I have no qualms whatsoever about making fun of her. Or her mother Olivia, who used to be kind of cute and plucky, but now looks like an advertisement for BoTox. Or Mary Hart who, frankly, needs to go find a dark hole to live in, so that we never have to look at her frozen, inhuman face again.

Video of Chloe, Olivia and Mary in all their freakishness is available at ETOnline.