This is "rocker" Marilyn Manson (carrot juice is soooo hardcore) walking around in London with his ever-creepier girlfriend Evan Rachel Wood. Dang - even when she's walking around outside, Evan's got spooky lighting. What's the deal with this chick anyway? Everyone says she's trying to look like Marilyn's ex Dita Von Teese. I definitely think he's been coaching and dressing her. The '50s-ish heart sunglasses, the barrette, the pale face and red lipstick - she's like an android Lolita at this point. And Marilyn - I know you've got an "alternative" rep to keep up, but don't you think you're trying a bit too hard? Do you really need the vest with the garage sale t-shirt and Goodwill bin leather jacket?
Some people look at these two and see "cool couple." I look at them and see an old queen who's going bald, has more lipstick on than his girlfriend, and doesn't realize that people stopped giving a shit about him ten years ago. And i see a misguided young woman who thinks this "interesting" older man is showing her the world, when all he's really showing her is what it's like hanging out with a controlling, pretentious ass who's entire image is nothing but a compensatory facade he cooked up because he was too emotionally brittle to deal with being picked on as a kid. Take your self seriously much, Brian?
