Celebutard queen Paris Hilton got a shock when she took the stage to sing with pop legend Prince at an April 20 concert. According to US magazine, Paris was in the crowd enjoying Prince's performance when the diminutive musical god invited her on-stage to duet with him. A giddy Paris bounced her way up next to the purple one, who handed her a microphone, then turned to the audience and said, "Let's see if she can really sing." Paris, apparently thinking Prince was deliberately trying to humiliate her, stormed off the stage, and left the concert entirely a couple of songs later. Paris's reps of course deny the incident ever happened, while Prince's people have declined to comment.
Much as I would love to relish Paris's humiliation, I can't quite allow myself to do so. Because, to be frank, I don't think Prince was really trying to embarrass her at all. I think what Prince was doing was giving Paris her chance to show everyone that she really can sing - he was handing her the microphone and saying, "Come on baby, show us what you've got." And how did Paris respond? Did she grab that mic in one of her freakish man-hands and give everyone a taste of her true vocal talents? No. Instead she slunk off like the coward she is. Hell, even if Paris can't sing, wouldn't it have been more sporting of her to at least go along with it and enjoy herself? What a whining, pouting, sniveling little piece of trash Paris is. The second somebody suggests that she's not this person she pretends to be, she goes all to pieces. How hopelessly phony and humorless and lame she is. And the sad thing is that the bitch never learns. Shouldn't she have figured out by now that people hate her guts? Don't even go on the stage when Prince invites you, Paris. Learn from past experience that it will probably wind up being embarrassing for you. Just graciously decline, or at the very least, just go up there and joke around with him a bit. Show that you've got some charm. But you don't have charm, do you Paris? Underneath that sloppily maintained facade you've got nothing - no talent, no personality, no wit. And that was what Prince really exposed - not that you can't sing, but that you have no show-biz instincts whatsoever. You can't handle any situation that's remotely spontaneous and unplanned. You're only able to function as long as everything is perfectly controlled. You're good for one thing Paris - having your picture taken. That's it. Otherwise you are a worthless bitch.
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