The National Enquirer reports that actress Selma Blair recently completed a one-month stint at Promises, the rehab facility made famous by Britney Spears. According to the tab, Blair had been struggling with substance abuse for some time, but it became worse after she split with her husband Ahmet Zappa. A source told the Enquirer:
[Selma] embraced what she learned at Promises and distinguished herself as a model patient.
Yeah she did - cause she's boring. Not cool like Britney, all getting it on with Howie Day behind the bushes, and demanding the facility turn entire wings over to her. I mean, come on - Selma Blair? Nobody even noticed this bitch was in rehab. Seriously - I don't remember even one person saying, "You know, I haven't heard anything from Selma Blair lately." She could've gone into rehab for six months and no one would've noticed. Hell, she could've vanished into thin air like Amelia Earhart, and maybe after a year or so one of her family members would've missed her. But even they wouldn't have been that concerned.
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