Monday, April 30, 2007

Alba Sucks On Cash Warren


What is Jessica Alba preparing to do here?

A. Kiss her boyfriend Cash Warren.
B. Puke half-digested food into his mouth like a mother penguin.
C. Scream a really loud obscenity at him.
D. Start sucking his nose on the mistaken impression that it is in fact his penis.
E. Kill Cash with her snapping alien-like tongue-mouth.
F. Who cares, it's that boring-ass bitch Jessica Alba.