Hilary Duff finally found someone who'll hang out with her - Dumbo. But enough about Hilary's ass (she calls it Dumbo - ha ha). What's with that freaking elephant? And why is Hilary fondling its trunk as if it were a phallus? Is that wishful thinking Hilary? Yeah, sorry hon - even the elephant doesn't want you. That's because you're stupid and boring. Let's face it, Hil - Lizzie Maguire was the peak of your career. As soon as the pedos stopped being interested, it was over for you. Might as well just go to dental school or something. Or learn to juggle maybe. I don't know...
