Loopy Scientology nut Jenna Elfman has come to the defense of her lord and master, Scientology Jesus Tom Cruise. But what does Tom Cruise need defending against anyway? Oh, the media's attempts to portray him as a controlling freak who's making his wife Katie Holmes's life miserable. Jenna says no way - Tom and Katie are happy as can be:
They have a great life and they love each other. For some reason, the media cannot experience that. They must put in things other than the simplicity of it.
Um, no Jenna - you've got it backwards honey. Nobody's putting anything into anything - we know all about the simplicity of the relationship. Like, Tom tells Katie what to do and Katie does it - simple. And yes, if you're a complete authoritarian wacko, that is the recipe for happiness. Then you look at it from the point-of-view of the one who's being subjected to the authoritarian control and, well, different story. But, of course, you being a member of the inner-circle Jenna, you know what's really going on. Right?
It's hard to give a detailed explanation on something that's simple. Honestly, do any of you have a great boyfriend or girlfriend? It's not a big deal, right? You have fun hanging out, and you like talking and sharing your ideas. It's exciting. That's their relationship.
Scientology talking-point on Tom and Katie: Their relationship is so "simple." Everything about them is "simple." Perhaps because they're simpletons? And then there's this: "You have fun hanging out, and you like talking and sharing your ideas. It's exciting. That's their relationship." Um, Jenna - the word "sharing." That implies that each side is contributing something. But we know that's not the case. Tom is the one with the ideas (which he got from a two-bit, possibly deranged science fiction writer) and Katie is the one who sits there nodding, occasionally glancing off to see if one of the guards isn't looking, perhaps giving her a chance to make a break for it. Face it Jenna - everyone knows what Tom Cruise is, and everyone feels sorry for Katie to the extent that we think she didn't really know what she was in for when she agreed to be Tom's wife/slave. Your attempt to change our mind is feeble. No amount of Scientology propaganda spoken by dimwits like you will make us see Tom as anything but a sawed-off little closet fag with Messianic delusions, and Katie as a vapid little girl who got snookered by con-artists.
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