Britney Spears was driving in a convertible with the top down, and her hat came off, and then her wig nearly came off too. And what did we learn from this story kids? That Britney is too stupid to understand that driving in a car with no roof puts you in jeopardy of losing your fake hair. Of course, having the roof up also makes it more difficult for the paps to get your picture. So she had to make the choice. Either that or she just doesn't know which button to push to make the roof come up.
"Dang, this thing has a roof too? That's crazy, y'all."
