Here's a picture of Lindsay Lohan and Kimberly Stewart at the Coachella Valley Music Festival. Gosh, they're pressed awful tight together. You don't think they could be having sex do you?
Oh my God - Lindsay Lohan is having sex with Kimberly Stewart!
Which is more revolting, the above picture, or this one of Kimberly and ex Cisco Adler?
And here's one of Lindsay and Cisco:
And just to cleanse your minds, here's one of two rhinos having sex:
