Disheveled actor Hugh Grant was arrested yesterday on charges of assaulting a photographer with a tub of baked beans.
Yes, I never expected to read that sentence in my life either, but there it is.
The victim, Ian Whittaker, alleges that Grant abused and kicked him, then chucked the tub of beans at him. The police, when asked about the incident, would say only that a 46-year-old man had been arrested and questioned. Grant reportedly made bail and will be called back in May.
I've said it before and I'll say it again - Hugh Grant is a volcano of rage just waiting to explode. All right, I admit - I've never said that before. But I should have. Because, in retrospect, it should've been obvious. Hugh Grant is clearly repressing something. Just listen to the way the poor guy stammers all the time. And those eyes of his - always squinting like he can barely hold in the violence. And another thing Hugh - the tousle-haired look. That was really cute when you were 35, but come on. You're practically elderly now. Buy a comb. And lay off the hookers already.
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