Paris Hilton is such a slut, it actually makes your head spin. For the last few weeks, we had been told that the flighty heiress was dating Josh Henderson of Desperate Housewives fame - but in the world of Paris, "dating" means something a little different than it does for everybody else. Apparently, for Paris, "dating" means sticking your tongue down somebody's throat in public, then ceasing to pay attention to them because you're too busy obsessing over your own imagined fabulousness. You know, you treat men like dogs - show them affection when you feel like it, and ignore them the rest of the time. Well, Paris has apparently moved on from Josh Henderson to a new dog - James Blunt.
Crooner Blunt, who recently broke up with model/functional retard Petra Nemcova, was seen snogging Paris at Teddy's Wednesday night. You know the drill: "They were all over each other."; "They ended up at Paris's house afterward." Paris's house - is that the one with pictures of Paris covering every square inch of wall space? Wonder what old James thought when he saw that. "Wow - this chick really digs herself." At that point, I believe, a rational man - you know, one who was using his brain for thinking - would perform a neat 180 and get the hell out of there. Not James apparently. He stayed - and now he and Paris are "dating." Which means he can look forward to having his tonsils massaged at Teddy's for a few more nights. Assuming Paris doesn't forget he's there altogether.
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