Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Christina Aguilera Is So...Pretty?


Christina Aguilera shops for stuff for the new house she and husband Jordan Bratman just bought. Yes, their new house is the old Osbourne house. Imagine how disgusting - scrubbing out Jack's old bedroom. They're going to need hazmat suits, and lots of incredibly powerful cleaning products. Maybe Christina could give the room a good scrub-down with whatever she uses to wash the gook off her face. Naw, that would just melt the floor out.