No, Kate Hudson is not being accosted by a shadowy, lurking stalker - that's actually her new boyfriend Dax Shepard. Yes, Kate Hudson has sex with that man. Presumably. Though, in the absence of photographic evidence, we're forced to leave the door of doubt at least a teensy bit open. I suppose it's possible she's only stringing him along for her own sadistic reasons. Kate and her mom Goldie are both man-hating bitches, as we know. Kate is so averse to males, in fact, that she refuses to cut her son's hair - almost as if she's in denial about his gender. I hope for poor Ryder's sake his mom never goes all the way with it and clips his weewee off with garden shears. Damn, I could totally see that happening. Poor kid.
