
Natalie Portman is so with it - she doesn't just ride around on a bike, she rides around on a vintage-looking bike with super-cool fenders. And she dresses like a chick from a Godard film. Next I expect to see her hawking newspapers in the street and flirting with Jean-Paul Belmondo. Plus she cares about wildlife - she went to Rwanda recently to film a documentary about gorillas with wildlife expert Jack Hanna. And she made it back without becoming the number 5 wife of some warlord who drives around in an old army jeep with fifteen AK-toting thugs hanging off it. Every geek on earth wants to have sex with Natalie, and why not? She's a hottie, and she seems smart. The bike and the rolled-up pants cuffs are overdoing it though. Yeah okay Nat, we know - you're a Bohemian. I bet you and Maggie Gyllenhaal meet up for lattes in the Village every day, don't you?