Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Elle Macpherson Puts Paul McCartney To Sleep


Elle Macpherson sat with Paul McCartney at the GQ Men of the Year ceremony. She must be talking about her kids, cause Paul seems to have nodded right off. Either that or he died for a minute.

"Bligh me, I thought I heard John Lennon calling me name. Then Elle Macpherson started stroking me through me pants and I thought, 'What the hell. I'll stick around a day or two longer.'"

Yes, I know - English people don't say "bligh me." And they brush their teeth every day too.