Prince Harry went on vacation with his pals, including girlfriend Chesty Davy, in Namibia last November - and from the looks of it those crazy kids had a high old time. They indulged in everything from floating down the Orange River on a boat to snorting vodka. Yes I said snorting. Ingesting through the nose. Not how the Crabster remembers taking vodka back when he used to drink. Apparently, though, that's how the younguns do it. It's sort of a macho-dipshit game I guess - drink a bottlecap of vodka, slosh it, spit it back out then snort it. Sounds like a waste of good Russian fire-water to me, but whatever trips your trigger.
Of course, Prince Harry is coming under fire from certain stuffy types for doing something young and foolish. Said Ian Gilmore, president of the Royal College of Physicians:
There are all sorts of additives that could cause an allergic reaction which could damage the lungs, mucus membranes of the nose and trachea. It could kill.
Oh get off it Ian. The same damn thing could happen if a person made you laugh while drinking vodka. So now we should ban telling Polack jokes while someone's drinking? What the hell's the point of Polack jokes if you can't tell them while also swilling booze?
Every stuffed-shirt in England is gonna pile on Harry now. Here's what Frank Soodeen of something called Alcohol Concern said:
By by-passing the liver, you run the risk of inflaming the brain and possibly causing long-term damage. It's a practice to be avoided at all costs. It's very irresponsible.
Yeah Frank, but by snorting it you also save the liver, which is much more important to Harry than the brain. He's never going to need his brain for anything - he's a royal. He's got people to do his thinking for him. And if by some weird accident of fate he should end up king, he will need his brain even less than he does now - cause British monarchs are only figureheads anymore anyway. Most of his life is going to be spent screwing fake-titted girls and swilling hooch - so as long as he keeps his pecker and liver working, he's fine. The brain would only get in the way.
Everyone needs to lay off Prince Harry - he's just a young, crazy, inbred kid having a good time. And really, if he were to do something stupid and end up like his mom, so what? He's not really good for anything anyway. If he died, there'd just be one less monkey-faced useless parasite on earth. Big whoop.
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