1. Perez Hilton photo-shopped himself into a picture of Ashlee Simpson with her old nose on.
If you're going to cut-and-paste yourself into a photograph, you might want to make sure your head doesn't look disproportionately large and monkey-like. Just a suggestion.2. X17 Online ran this here picture of Paris Hilton with a naughty new shirt.
Who is a bigger bimbo? Perez or Paris? I think we all know the answer to that.3. TMZ posted video of Matthew McConaughey brushing his teeth while driving. Why? Because the video of him being blown by Jake Gyllenhaal while driving was not available.
