Friday, March 2, 2007

Liotta Shoots Down Plastic Surgery Rumors


Recent pictures of actor Ray Liotta have led people to speculate that the actor had some kind of cosmetic surgery done to his face. But, according to Liotta's spokespeople, these rumors are absolutely false. "Ray Liotta has had no cosmetic procedures," they say. Dr. Anthony Griffin, a plastic surgeon, doesn't believe them. Here's what Mr. Griffin said to the New York Daily News after viewing the pictures of Mr. Liotta:

He's probably had some Restylane or something injected into his laugh lines. He's developed a bit of a jowl. His skin looks awful. I'm sure he's been getting some kind of treatment because he's had a history of acne.

Uh, some kind of treatment, Dr. Griffin? Looks to me like he's had his face sandblasted. Or maybe he just had all the skin blowtorched off and replaced with wax. Whatever the case, the man no longer looks natural. I mean, just look at his eyes. He can't even open them anymore. And his mouth - those aren't lines trailing away from the corners, they're cracks. And his forehead. Christ, if NASA discovered that, they'd try to land rovers on it to explore it. I mean, Jesus Ray - even Amanda Lapore thinks you look fucked-up.