When you're a Geldof girl, you're used to getting what you want. It doesn't matter what it is - clothes, drugs, a man; you kick and scream enough and you always get your way. So, it must've come as something of a shock to Peaches Geldof, 17-year-old daughter of Bob, to be rebuffed by the man she sought to hang with at last night's Shockwaves NME Awards.
That object of Peaches's desire was none other than Donny Tourette of the band Towers of London. Reportedly, Peaches was heard outside a restroom at the Hammersmith Palais, site of the awards, screaming to a friend that she had to have Donny before the night was over. To Peaches's great delight, Donny did begin showing her some attention, prompting her to ditch her date for the evening, Fred Les. But, Peaches would not be in Donny's company when the show came to an end. That privilege would go to a pair of ladies - an unnamed one, and, to Peaches's great dismay, her very own 15-year-old sister Pixie.
Peaches dissed in favor of Pixie? Damn, poor Peaches - it must suck to be washed-up at 17. But, that's how it goes in the ultra-competitive world of adolescent skankery. There's always a younger, more eager ho ready to step in there and take your men away. Of course, for that ho to be your own sister, whom you mentored so lovingly in the ways of sluttiness - that has to sting. I hope poor Peaches gets over this humiliation soon. We wouldn't want to see her give up such a promising career as a waste of oxygen over such a small set-back.
