Sienna Miller is sick and tired of people insinuating she's a slut. "It makes me angry that I have been linked to every single actor I have ever met," says the rapidly aging blonde strumpet. "I've just come out of a relationship I was in for three years, and before that I was in a relationship for two years, so I've actually had a boyfriend for five years. But I have this reputation that I've shagged this bloke and this bloke. ... There's no truth in most of this. I meet Josh Hartnett and suddenly people are wondering what our babies would look like. Because I'm inherently rebellious, I think, 'Why can't I have male friends who are actors? This is my world. Why should I change and be discreet, that isn't who I am.'"
Oh get over yourself Sienna. Everyone knows the truth - you'll spread your legs for just about anyone. Doesn't even have to be an actor. Could be the garbage man, or the plumber, or the mental patient who's always shambling past your house with his hands in his pockets, muttering things about J. Edgar Hoover. You are voracious Sienna. Can't get enough of it. A roomful of men is to you what a package of Oreos is to Rosie O'Donnell. If you go even one day without being hammered senseless you feel like your whole life is unraveling. Of course you're a slut. What else would you be?
