Actress Keira Knightley lives her life in a perpetual state of terror over the five - count 'em, five - shadowy, possibly perverted men who constantly follow her around. Says Keira of her living nightmare:
I'm being stalked by five men. I have no way of knowing if they could be potential rapists. ... It scares the living hell out of me - I'm frightened out of my wits every time I see one of them.
Oh boy. Keira has five stalkers. Or, at any rate, she keeps seeing these same five men over and over and doesn't know what their intentions are. Um - is there any possibility Keira could just be imagining all this? I mean, I don't have any experience with malnutrition - which would be obvious to anyone who saw my fat ass sitting around - but is it possible that not eating enough could bring on hallucinations? Like, maybe Keira thinks these five guys are stalking her, but if she had herself a nice turkey on rye with extra mayo, they would suddenly vanish? I don't know - I'm just throwing that out there.
By the way - Look out behind that bush Keira!
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