Avril Lavigne can't seem to get past the fact that people don't really care about her. She seems to have some kind of complex about it - and this is why she insists on constantly ripping people who are much more often in the news than she is. In the new Cosmo, Avril sets her bitter, resentful sights on Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson, accusing them of being tabloid-whores. Of course, Avril also explains why she herself is seldom seen at big red carpet events:
Britney and Ashlee, they're really exposed in the tabloids, but you can control that. With [husband] Deryck and I being two celebrities in Hollywood, we could be all over those magazines if we wanted to. Some people do that - they go to every red carpet event. [All that stuff] is kind of silly. I have a career. I only go somewhere if I really need to go.
Yes Avril, all that stuff is kind of silly - almost as silly as ripping people in magazine interviews who are more famous than you, who you are clearly jealous of. Oh, and I love that "I have a career" line. Right Avril - you have a great career. Making shit albums that every critic rips. Doing absurd appearances dressed like an explosion at a Goodwill. Telling everyone who'll listen that you're not a media-whore like those other no-talent bitches. Are you for real Avril?
And while we're talking about you Avril - you think you could tone down the eye make-up a little bit? If I ever saw you around my house I would whip out my varmint gun and chase you off.
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