The National Enquirer and Star Magazine are both reporting that worthless tramp Nicole Richie, suffering from anorexia and a painkiller addiction, has checked herself into rehab. TMZ, however, have been told that Nicole is not in fact in treatment at all, but is merely under the care of a therapist, and as of right now is completely sober.
First of all, I wish they'd stop calling Nicole's heroin addiction a "painkiller" addiction. Yes, technically heroin is a painkiller - if the pain you want to kill is the very pain of existence. It's not the kind of thing you just take if you mess up your knee, then accidentally get hooked on. We know what Nicole's really taking, so stop it. Second of all, there's no way I believe that Nicole is "completely sober." Yes, maybe at this exact moment she is - but in the general sense? With all the great parties that have been going on? All Paris's alleged friends getting together to celebrate the bitch getting her ass chucked in the slammer? Nicole's probably been tipsy for several weeks straight.
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