Is the vaunted love-affair between Paris Hilton and her trained poodle, gossip writer Mario Lavandeira aka Perez Hilton aka the person I allegedly wish I was, now over? Seems that way, what with Perez posting the following almost-amusing piece:
Paris Hilton is going to jail and she's done fighting that harsh reality.
On Thursday, the heiress' lawyers have decided to no longer pursue an appeal.
The L.A. Sheriff's department also announced this week that they are cutting down Hilton's prison sentence to 23 days, which she's expected to begin no later than June 5th.
No hair extensions allowed!
True it's lame, but then Perez almost always is. The important thing is that he actually sort of made fun of Paris. Maybe she forgot to pay him this month?
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