Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Charlize Theron, High Again



Oscar-winning pothead Charlize Theron gave passing pedestrians something to talk about Monday night when, outside New York restaurant La Esquina, she began inexplicably catwalking up and down the sidewalk. Theron kept up the act for almost five minutes, according to one witness - but on-lookers reportedly became tired of Charlize's display after awhile, and began chatting instead about Penelope Cruz, who was allegedly inside the eatery at the same time.

No, we are not shocked that Charlize Theron is in fact a lunatic. Remember, this is the chick who got her first acting gig after a casting director witnessed her throwing a temper tantrum in a bank. And of course we haven't forgotten about the whole unpleasantness concerning her mother, her mean-ass father and the guns, have we? Charlize is a marvelous actress and a true beauty, but girl has snakes in her head. Big nasty writhing green snakes that only pot can tame.

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