Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher and Tallulah Belle Willis attend the premiere of Demi's new movie Mr. Brooks. Tallulah Belle? I wouldn't blame little Tallulah one bit if she crept into Demi's room some night and blew the bitch's head off. "That's for naming me Tallulah. And that's for Striptease. And that's for St. Elmo's Fire you fucking hag."
By the way, caught a preview of Mr. Brooks on the tube. Kevin Costner as some kind of mad-dog killer? Oh yeah, he really projects menace. I've seen crippled schnauzers that were more terrifying than this bald old fuck.
