Mischa Barton's parents don't want their daughter having anything to do with ex-boyfriend Cisco Adler. To their dismay, however, Mischa doesn't seem to be entirely over him. This sad fact came to light this weekend during Mischa's hospital stay over a bad reaction to
And how do they know it was Cisco? A source explains:
[Mischa's parents] were angry about her condition. When they left the room, she ran to the phone and tried to call Cisco Adler. ... Her dad came back into the room, and heard Mischa deliriously saying, "Cisco." ... Her dad freaked out. She put the phone down, but he yelled at the staff about letting her use the phone.
I can just see Mischa now. She's lying in bed, on the verge of death. She sees a white light. A voice tells her, "Come to the light Mischa." Then Cisco appears, naked, his balls hanging almost to the floor. "Run from the light Mischa," the balls beseech. "You're too young to die from shrooms...er...booze and antibiotics. Come stroke me Mischa. Lick me. Rub me between your tits."
Well, who could blame Mischa for refusing the pearly gates? Obviously, she wanted to call Cisco as soon as possible and thank his balls for saving her. In fact, I think we should all thank Cisco's balls. Indeed, they are a fine set of balls.
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