Keira Knightley has taken her self-deprecation kick to a point where I'm now beginning to wonder if she isn't actually mentally disturbed.
The latest load of oh-woe-is-me blather to come issuing from Keira's ever-flapping piehole concerns her boobs. Specifically, the fact that her boobs are quite small as boobs go. Here's what the eternally self-critical Keira had to say about them:
I would love to have tits! ... I would love to have [Italian actress] Monica Bellucci's figure. ... I'm never going to get it. I'm naturally who I am.
Yes Keira, you're naturally who you are - a flithead who never shuts up about herself. Honestly Keira, for someone who swears she doesn't want to be famous, you sure give a lot of interviews. And almost all of them are nothing but you running yourself down. Do you think this makes you interesting somehow? Do you think it makes people feel sorry for you? "Poor Keira, she doesn't like her body. Guess she'll just have to console herself with her millions of dollars." Or just buy yourself a pair of tits. God damn, how hard is that anyway? Every brainless bimbo on earth has a pair of fake boobs - why not join your sisters, Keira? Do you think giving in would make you look shallow? Hate to break it to you dear - you already do. The only one who finds anything profound or meaningful in your babbling is you.
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