Britney's all ready to appear on an episode of American Chopper. In fact, I think the guys are building her a custom bike even as we speak. It features a double-sidecar for Jayden James and Sean Preston to ride in. Frankly, I don't think we should be encouraging Britney to tear-ass down the highway on a hog with her two kids in a sidecar, but what the hell do I know?
