Paris Hilton continues accumulating pets even though she is about to go to jail. I wonder exactly who is going to take care of all of Paris's animals while she's in the clink. Maybe Perez will come over and do it for her. But no - Perez and Paris aren't pals anymore. Plus, Perez doesn't like animals - they're always biting him and trying to claw his eyes out. Whenever he walks into the room, living things have a tendency to behave as if the anti-Christ just entered. What's up with that?
And speaking of things being up with things (?), what's up with Paris's gloves? Lagerfeld wears gloves like that. And wrist-bands? Is she an aerobics instructor now? I think this chick has gone funny in the head.
