Friday, May 25, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Makes Me Laugh


Lindsay Lohan cares about her little sister Ali. That's why, when Lindsay was in rehab at Wonderland, she had Ali come and visit her - so Ali could learn first-hand the dire consequences of a life of drinking and drugging. Says Lindsay:

There are certain things I don't cross the line talking to her about, but she's pretty observant and she's witnessed a lot, especially between my parents. ... She came to see me in rehab - I wanted her to see what it was like, so she'd never want to be in a place like that.

Gosh Lindsay, you are such a caring older sibling. Practicing this aversion therapy on little innocent 13-year-old Ali. Bringing her to Wonderland so she would find out what it's like to be in rehab. I'm sure that seeing the inside of a posh rich-person treatment facility - a place that let you come and go almost as you pleased - will put her off of partying forever. And of course, since leaving rehab, you have provided such a sterling example for Ali by your personal conduct. You are walking the straight-and-narrow now Lindsay - no more cocaine binges or insane antics for you. All Ali need do is emulate your behavior exactly and she will lead a happy and fulfilling life, never requiring treatment at a rehab facility, or a liver transplant, or an iron-lung.

Lindsay Lohan - she's an inspiration to us all.

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