This is Britney Spears's hair. Apparently, she has had extensions added to the stubble that has begun emerging from her previously shaved dome. Considering the damage she allegedly did to her hair from over-use of extensions in the first place, this seems like the most idiotic thing she could do. But idiocy is what we've come to expect from Britney - in fact, the day this bitch does something smart, the world may actually crack in half from humanity's collective shock.
I have stared into the face of stupidity, and yawned.
