Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Perez Threatens To Spit On Avril Lavigne


Someone needs to explain to me why Perez has such a bur up his ass about Avril Lavigne. Did she refuse to have her picture taken with him once or something? Whatever the genesis of the ill-feeling, Perez seems intent on milking it for all it's worth (something I can certainly appreciate - I've gotten tons of mileage out of my own disdain for him).

The latest volley in this rather unaccountable feud has come courtesy the Gossip Ganstar himself, who on his blog today announced that both he and Avril will be present at the MuchMusic Video Awards June 17th, and that if she comes near him he will expectorate into her face. Of course Perez is all talk - he no more has the nerve to fire a loogie into Avril's mush than he does to really make fun of Paris. Still, it would be funny if something happened. Like, for instance, if Avril showed up packing heat, and rather than merely splash Perez with a little saliva, she blew his head off. I think I'd probably die laughing.

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By the way, is Perez planning on replacing the header he had to remove because it featured a stolen image soon? His site looks stupid without one.