Jessica Simpson is running around Cannes making a nuisance of herself. Basically, she's only there because the cameras are. Oh, and because there was a party last week for some dumb-ass movie she's going to be in. Stupid bitch actually thinks she's a movie-star. Because she pouted and stuck out her tits in the Dukes of Hazzard? All she does is pout and stick out her tits. It's all she knows how to do (besides defecate at awkward moments).
Simpson, apparently unbeknownst to her, has become a joke - and even the other stars know it. Reportedly, the other night at a Cannes party, Jude Law spotted Jessica and was overheard saying, "What's she doing here?" Just imagine Jude saying that in his snotty English accent. Of course, Jude then went and hit on Jessica, but that's another story. The point is that, if someone as lame as Jude Law is looking down on you, you might as well change your name to Kathy Griffin or Andy Dick and start looking for a lightpost to hump. Cause you be done.
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