Lindsay Lohan wears hats. She's also great in the sack according to Calum Best. Mr. Best is a really classy dude, going around telling everyone what a great lay Lindsay is. Of course Lindsay loves that he's doing this - hell, she probably ordered him to do it. She probably stipulated that he had to do it before she'd even have sex with him at all. Little Miss Subtle over here. Why don't I make my mouth look like a pussy so there will be no mistaking what it's for? Harlot.
