X17 has an account of the events leading up to Lindsay Lohan's car crash and DUI arrest yesterday morning (which I will re-write on behalf of everyone with more than a fifth-grade education). Sources say Lindsay was partying at a house belonging to some fellow named Nick Hawk when a fight broke out, presumably involving Lohan. The actress was subsequently seen vacating the premises in a bad mood, leaving her bodyguard Jez to deal with the aftermath of the unpleasantness while she waited in the car. Skip ahead to 5 am. We find ourselves at Lohan's personal residence in Beverly Hills. Lohan's alleged lesbian lover DJ Samantha Ronson is seen storming away from the place. She walks up Doheny to Sunset with Lindsay in pursuit. Lindsay catches Samantha on the median of Sunset and begins arguing with her. Lindsay shouts "You fucking lesbian bitch" at one point, according to X17's photographers. This all winds up with Lindsay, Samantha and a male friend climbing into Lindsay's 2005 Mercedes convertible and speeding off down Sunset. Apparently while trying to navigate a turn onto Foothill Road, an inebriated, upset Lindsay drives up on the curb and into some hedges, badly damaging the car. Lindsay suffers a minor injury to her upper chest, while Samantha and the male friend are uninjured. A phone call is placed to faithful bodyguard Jaz who shows up in his Mercedes G-Wagon. Jaz drives the wrecked Mercedes convertible home while one of Lindsay's companions takes the G-Wagon and drives Lindsay and the other passengers back to Lindsay's place and then to the hospital.
Lohan has since been cited for misdemeanor DUI, and in a press conference yesterday afternoon it was revealed by Beverly Hills police that a usable amount of a substance believed to be cocaine was discovered on the scene. It was not revealed if "on the scene" means "in Lindsay's car," but since the investigation involved a wrecked vehicle, I'm assuming the police would not have had a warrant to search anywhere else on Lindsay's property. Therefore, we're assuming the coke was found somewhere in the car. Here's the thing though - the car was at Lindsay's place after Jaz drove it there, and so far we don't know how long it took for the police to arrive at Lindsay's place to do their investigation. I'm assuming there would've been time for Jaz to thoroughly look the car over and make sure there was nothing incriminating in it. In which case it appears Jaz was negligent in his duties as faithful bodyguard. Unless, of course, the coke was not in the car when Jaz searched it. Which would mean that someone put the coke in there between the time Jaz brought it home and the time the police came to get it. I bring this up not because I think someone is trying to frame Lindsay Lohan, but because I know this is exactly what Lindsay and her heinous mother Dina are thinking about right now. I will bet you all I have in the world - which ain't much, I grant you - that these shameless fuckers come out saying Lindsay was framed. And even if they can't prove it, they will still maintain it. In fifteen years when this subject comes up in some Whatever Happened to Lindsay Lohan special, a prematurely elderly Lohan will still be looking into the camera saying, "I was set up. They were out to get me. They were all out to get me." After which she will began hacking uncontrollably, and scratching at the suppurating sores on her arms.
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