Jude Law has dumped his girlfriend of three months Kim Hersov, freeing him up to fuck his way around planet earth.
Shag-happy Jude made the Cannes Film Festival his first stop as a single man. He reportedly flirted with My Blueberry Nights co-star Norah Jones on the red-carpet, but Ms. Jones was said to be less than responsive. Then Jude allegedly "made a beeline for" Jessica Simpson at a party for the movie The Hands of Gods. Simpson was said to be smitten with Jude, who was originally reported to have snottily uttered, "What's she doing here," upon spying Simpson (so much for that). Later, Jude went to a Playboy party full of mostly-naked women, where he reportedly "enjoyed himself."
At the rate he's going, I expect Jude to have made his way through the entire Simpson family, including Papa Joe, within the next month, after which he will move on to Britney Spears, then Jamie Lynn, then Alli just for the hell of it. Then he'll slobber his way over to Hayden Panettiere, and having used her up and tossed her out, will stagger drooling toward Dakota Fanning before being shot with a dart loaded with elephant tranquilizer.
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