Madonna apparently has a brother named Christopher Ciccone. Having nothing better to do with his life, this puke goes around attending Britney Spears concerts (and probably sucking a lot of dicks). Christopher, whose friends call him Hey Dipshit, was present for Britney's big comeback show this weekend in Miami, along with a whole bunch of "trannies and gay guys" (as they were described by Page 6's spies). Christopher and the trannies and gay guys reportedly jeered Britney and her "hideous white go-go boots and ratty extensions," and afterward Christopher declared that his sister Vadge "would never go onstage looking like that." Well, yes, we assume that Madonna would normally abstain from taking the stage looking like a 19-year-old Wal-Mart clerk's daydream of glamour. Madonna may not have any class, morals or talent, but at least she has taste - which she of course stole from the trannies and gays.
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