Why are Lindsay Lohan and Karl Lagerfeld posing on the steps of that plane? Seems there was a big Chanel show last night in Santa Monica, staged by Lagerfeld - at an airplane hangar. This is Lagerfeld's idea of spectacle - dragging a bunch of rich, famous people out to the middle of an airport in Santa Monica. I'm sure it was fabulous. Anyway, Lohan appears to have flown in with Lagerfeld on a Chanel jet. I always thought Lagerfeld turned into a bat when we wanted to go someplace, but apparently he uses private jets sometimes too.
Lagerfeld touches Lindsay with his cold, clammy hands. She appears a bit uncomfortable to me. Almost like she can feel the life-essence being sucked out of her.
"Which ever one of you bozos has his hand on my ass...you just hit the jackpot, baby."
