People are asking Zac Efron questions and he is answering them. Why anyone would bother asking the little second-coming of Danny Bonaduce anything to begin with is beyond me, but whatever - he's a star now so he's doing interviews. He's done one with Rolling Stone in which he takes kind of a joking shot at beach-bum extraordinaire Matthew McConaughey. At least I think it was joking. If not, I think Matthew will have to find Zac and give him the mother of all noogies. And try to resist the urge to ass-fuck him afterward. Here's what Zac said to Rolling Stone about his prospects for becoming a tabloid star:
A lot of problems you see people having in this business is that it becomes about their personal lives and not about their work. ... Matthew McConaughey has singlehandedly funded the tabloid magazines for the past two years now. If he would put on a shirt and just get away from the beach, maybe there would be a few less paparazzi around. ... As long as I stay boring, I think I'll be fine.
Actually Zac, it won't help you to stay boring either. Cause as long as there are people like Perez Hilton around who think you're cute, you're going to be written about and pursued by photographers. That's the way it is. So my advice to you would be, just have your flame-out now and get it over with. Get really crazy and party with strippers and crash your car through a succession of mail boxes before rear-ending a state trooper. Then go to rehab and spend the rest of your life trying to get work on reality TV. If you follow that career arc, you will soon not be cute anymore, and then Perez and the rest of them won't care. Then you will be free to live in a trailer, drink beer and fuck some chick named Starr who has teardrops tattooed on her cheek and can shoot golf balls through cinderblocks using her snatch as a cannon.
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