Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are at the Venice Film Festival for the premiere of Brad's movie The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (wow, thanks guys - now I know how the movie ends and don't have to bother seeing it).
Nothing says elegance like veiny, emaciated, tattooed arms. Bitch is clearly sedated too. God, what a disaster.
"Angelina I love you! Angelina sign your name for me! You are my reason for existing Angelina! When I grow up I want to be a self-important attention-whore who surrounds herself with children for the same reason old crazy ladies surround themselves with cats!"
Brad: "Just hold it for a few more seconds. Don't let the pain and bitterness show. Don't crack Brad. You can do it buddy. Just a few...more...seconds..."
